ZOMG! People are so stupid. And mutinous. Seriously though; we land at Ismaros, stronghold of the Kikones. We completely dominate those jerks, but "my men were mutinous, fools, on stores of wine. Sheep after seep they butchered by the surf, and shambling cattle, feasting,-while fugitives went inland, running to call to arms the main force of Kikones. (IX, 51-55) They got so many spawn kills its not even funny. Six benches per ship were left empty. How disrespectful can my men be. Here I'm trying to get home to my little coochie coo, and they have to go and die. Ungh! this is rediculous. Don't worry Penelope, I'm coming for you! I'm sorry that people are stupid. They're just so mutinous!
Oddyseus
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